Like most bloggers out there in the Internet universe the first post on their blog is their introduction or something that makes them stand out form the rest of the millions of blogs on the Internet and yes...this to is my introduction. At first, I sat here for about twenty minutes trying to figure out clever catchy ways I can introduce myself without being corny or boring but, I have come up with nothing (I am sometimes a boring person if you ask me, I just be out here living or at least I think). At this point, I thought about writing the safe introduction you know the my name is...I am from...I go to school...and my goals are... type of introduction, (yeah that one or as we call it the Hampton Introduction) but that is overly used and safe and I know if I read something like that on a persons blog I would A) close my browser/tab, B) immediately log on to Facebook and/or Twitter or C) Get the hell off the Internet. So suddenly, I had the bright idea to go to do a search on Google of catchy ways to open your blog (like most Americans, when in doubt turn to Google and yes I turned to google) and that turned out to be a total waste of my time, because everyone knows if its not on the fist page of Google its not worth it (to be honest if its not in the first five links you might as well give up your search or find new keywords). Finally, I have just come the conclusion introducing myself can be as easy as saying my name is Chad (and yes Chad is my real name Chad Harris to be exact and I do not need some cool Internet alias to be perceived as awesome because in my head I am already awesome) or telling you a little bit about myself so....here it I go.
My name is Chad Harris and I am average and slightly odd (sometimes really odd) rising junior at Hampton University and I am from Chicago, Illinois (see there I could have put the windy city but like I stated above I am just going to keep it really simple). I am not promoting anything or sell anything either, I am simply trying to tell a story, my story because in the world that I have created in my head (and no I am not crazy) I feel everyone has their own unique story to tell. However, I will only be telling the story or stories from my summer adventures (because things get a little crazy and someone should really record the things that I get myself into); this may give a chance for people who know me get a better understanding of how I process things in the confused place I call my brain/ in my head and for all the other people who want to get to know me here you go...I am going to be slightly less mysterious and finally open up(only a little). And lastly, for all the noisy asses that just want to know what I do and how I do it here is your chance but do not get carried away.
Aw and before I forget, I do have to say one last thing. I will not me using anyones real name besides my own to protect the identity of all the people I know and the stupid things they do. And lets face it I am in no position to be sued for defamation of character I have student loans I have to pay back however, all stories will be true accounts of my summer the only fictional part will be the names.
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